i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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