for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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