She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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