You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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