dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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