well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Did you just see the Batmobile???
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
