Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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