3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I FOUND THE LEGS
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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