My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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