I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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