I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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