She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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