no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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