Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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