: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Randomize
