brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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