we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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