what if I'm pregnant?
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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