I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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