What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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