You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
