This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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