Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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