Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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