That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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