is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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