My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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