get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Shame - the story of my life.
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