Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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