Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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