What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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