ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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