What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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