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• (713): View more from Texas

  maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.

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  What other scale is there?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.

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• (213): View more from California

  I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  When in doubt, it's too much cheese

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015

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• (408): View more from California

  the raccoons are back...

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