so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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