You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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