Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
