talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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