marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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