You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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