You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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