i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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