i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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