Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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