sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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