i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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