talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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