No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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