you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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