He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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