so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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