just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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