I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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