Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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