He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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