her vagine was all disorganized.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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