mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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