real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
try to milk me bitch
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