white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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