Sry I called you an 8
She is in my trunk
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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